Mastiii 4 Review: There’s one question I always ask myself when I walk out of a theater: Why?
Why was this movie made? Who was it meant for? And more importantly… why did I sit through it?
I’m usually the guy who believes every film deserves a fair shot. If a movie isn’t made for me, that’s fine. Not everything is supposed to hit every demographic. But Mastiii 4 pushed that belief right to the edge, then kicked it off the cliff while laughing like a ’90s villain.
I went in thinking, “Okay, it’s an adult comedy. Keep expectations realistic, enjoy whatever stupid fun it has.” But man… even stupidity needs effort. And this movie didn’t even bother.
My Rating: 1.0/5
| Detail | Information |
|---|---|
| Movie Title | Mastiii 4 |
| Franchise | Fourth film in the Masti adult-comedy series |
| Genre | Adult Comedy / Sex Comedy |
| Language | Hindi |
| Release Date | 21 November 2025 (Theatrical) |
| Director | Milap Zaveri |
| Cast | Riteish Deshmukh, Vivek Oberoi, Aftab Shivdasani, Arshad Warsi, Nargis Fakhri (and others) |
| Runtime | 2h 24m |
Where Mastiii 4 Completely Lost Me
The premise? Three married guys who are miserable in their marriages and go looking for “fun.”
Cool, classic Masti setup.
Then Arshad Warsi shows up (the only actor here who actually looks awake) with a new idea: Love Visa.
Basically, every husband should get one week a year to do… whatever they want. You know exactly what they mean.
This could’ve been a wild, chaotic comedy.
Instead, the seven-day adventure, the entire selling point of the movie, gets compressed into one song.
After that? The movie limps around like it sprained both ankles.
There’s this painful joke where a woman says her name is “Rose Mary,” and the guy asks for her surname. She says, “Carlo.” Rose Mary Carlo. That’s the joke.
And they stretch it like it’s peak comedy writing.
Then there’s the English-speaking character delivering Hindi lines like she’s reading them off Google Translate in real time.
I wasn’t sure if I should laugh or call tech support.
And the wives? They’re written like bizarre cartoon characters. One woman literally brings a beggar home and tucks him into her bedroom like a stray puppy. Her husband walks in, mistakes him for his wife, and, well, you can imagine the disaster.
At one point, a character says:
“Hamari biwiyan top se tip tak tip-top hai.”
Who writes like this?
Why?
Half the humor in this movie feels like it escaped from a 2010 WhatsApp forward.
The Worst Part? The Laziness
Look, adult comedies can be fun when the writing is sharp and the chaos feels earned.
Mastiii 4 feels like someone printed jokes from an old text file and never updated them.
The entire movie is shot like a TV serial, everyone standing in a line, cracking one dialogue each, no movement, no timing, no spark.
There’s no rhythm, no energy. Even the sound effects feel like they were downloaded from a free library titled “Comedy Noises For Kids.”
By the time the second half started, I seriously considered walking out. Seven years of watching movies every single week… and this was the first time I thought,
“I can’t do this. I’m leaving.”
And yeah, I walked out during the last 30 minutes. No regrets.
But okay… is there anything good?
Sure. One thing.
If you still enjoy the old-school, loud, melodramatic TV-serial type humor, this might actually work for you. Some people genuinely enjoy that style, just like some audiences still love exaggerated sitcoms.
But for everyone else? Proceed carefully. Or don’t proceed at all.
Good & Bad in Mastiii 4
What Works
| Thing | Why It Works |
|---|---|
| Arshad Warsi | The Only guy who seems to be acting, not sleepwalking. |
| Concept of “Love Visa” | Silly, but could’ve been fun in better hands. |
| Some viewers who like TV serial humor | They might genuinely enjoy this style. |
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What Absolutely Does Not
| Thing | Why It Fails |
|---|---|
| Outdated jokes | Written like someone stuck in 2006, refusing rescue. |
| Lazy filmmaking | Static shots, cheap edits, zero creativity. |
| Bad timing, bad writing | The “comedy” is painful. And not in the funny way. |
| Wasted premise | Seven-day chaos reduced to a single song. |
| Cringe dialogue | “Top se tip tak tip-top” is something I’m trying to un-hear. |
Final Thoughts on Mastiii 4
I didn’t walk into Mastiii 4 asking for a masterpiece. I just wanted to laugh. But the film feels so outdated, so half-hearted, so painfully lazy that it makes you wonder why the franchise wasn’t put to rest years ago.
Adult comedy doesn’t have to be stupid. It just has to be smart about being stupid.
Mastiii 4 doesn’t even try.
If you’re thinking of watching it, ask yourself the same question I did when I stepped out halfway:
“Why am I doing this to myself?”
